Jorge’s been asking if I would watch the office while he takes a few days off. Are you freaking kidding me? He’s only been on the job for just over two months… What a pussy.
I told him if I did this, I wanna get paid. And I want the adult channels added back on my cable. And a few cases of those good olives…
On another note, the housekeeping staff keeps leaving me a tip envelope by my nightstand. What the frack is up with that??!