Dear Diary;
Everyone’s gone down to the main office for Holy Thursday services, but I faked sick so they let me stay home (woohoo!). I don’t wanna be around to watch Jorge today; he’s such a big fat show-off…
All by myself for the first time in I can’t remember how long! Spent the afternoon eating those good olives the kitchen staff always hides from me (they give me gas, but these days everything gives me gas) and catching up on Teen Mom 2. I also snuck into Sister Juanita’s room for a peek at her diary – she writes lots of lesbian fantasy stuff about Gloria, the assistant cook. It’s good reading… pretty steamy, actually. Always gets my blood pumping. She should consider publishing it.
If I get bored enough, I’ll ride the Hoverround to the local gelato stand down the street. If only to steal some of Jorge’s publicity, the little turd…