Dear Diary;
Suddenly realizing that, without the mitre and vestments, folks just don’t recognize me as the Pope Emeritus. In fact, while attending Sister Angelita’s Wild About Wimples demonstration this weekend, I actually wore a HELLO MY NAME IS badge. People had to get a good, long look before they realized it was me in the ball cap, QUESTION AUTHORITY tee shirt and yoga pants.

DAMN – this is gonna be fun. Walmart, here I come!