Dear Diary;
Spending the day signing documents, handing in the keys, posing for photos and tying up the loose ends before Thursday. Starting to feel like I’m in the way. This morning, I saw the WELCOME POPE (fill in name here)!! sign hanging over my desk…

They also moved my stuff over to the new house today. These movers are really chapping my ass: they packed my iPad without asking. How the fuck am I supposed to video conference my life coach??