Dear Diary;
Yoga pants arrived today. Can’t believe how comfortable these babies are! Wore them under my vestment to the final Sunday blessing this morning. Since I was standing at the window, no one out there had a freaking clue! Although I could hear Monsignor Merloni chortling behind me; he says they make my ass look pretty saggy. But I don’t care – I’m ordering more yoga pants and that’s that. They’ll be perfect for hanging around the new man cave…

C’mon Thursday!