Dear Diary;
DWTS cast announcements today – can’t freaking wait! Now that I don’t have to share television time with the house staff or have my programs censored by those turds over at Vatican TV, I can watch whatever the hell I want. Reading my TIVO instructions right now. I also ordered the entire Bond collection, Ferris Bueller on BlueRay, and Seasons 1 and 2 of Downton for my iPad (that Thomas… such a naughty man!).

Final touches on the retirement home are almost finished. Found out there’s an at-home confessional just off the second-floor sauna. Not sure if that location is due to convenience or coincidence…