Dear Diary;
I AM ROCKING THESE PAJAMA JEANS! I probably shoulda ordered the bootcut (they would have been more flattering on my pear shape) and I gotta get used to handling them in the men’s room (no zipper…), but I love how they’re snug and yet not confining. Nice cheek lift too; even Sister Mary Mary says my ass looks totally hot in them.

I can’t wait to wear these babies to Easter Mass. They’ll look great with my hot pink Crocs and brand new cappello (white, no less – it is, after all, Easter…).