Dear Diary;
New iPhone arrived today! Already uploaded my Zumba playlist and all my eBooks; now installing iRosary, iConfess, Prostate Pal and Zombie Gunship II. Also installing Words With Friends so I can take on Monsignor Allegretti, the current Vatican champ who beat the snot out of Mother Mahoney last week by successfully challenging her spelling of vulvae. What a freaking useless word… as if you can actually have two…