Dear Diary;
Taking online poetry classes. So far, I’ve written three Haikus:
THAT JOB SUCKED
“You don’t quit: you die!”
So I faked sick and retired.
I got you, asswipes!
RETIREMENT
No Starbucks near here.
They won’t open the hot tub.
This sucks donkey balls.
GET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
When will you be done?
“Si, molto presto, Papa!”
Gonna die before…