Dear Diary;
Bored. Counting-my-teeth bored. Made a set of rosary beads today from leftover garbanzo beans I’ve been saving; they don’t look all that bad. Thinking about selling them on eBay (I’d even bless them for extra $$$) – or trading them for a Keurig (still no freaking clue why there’s no Starbucks around here)…
Meanwhile, the office rejected my last expense report. They say I gotta pay for my own ShamWOWs and Pajama Jeans. I’ve already told them these should go under ‘clothing allowance.’ Don’t they know I’m saving them a ton of money? Have they even seen the bill for Jorge’s designer underthings yet?? Cheap-ass fuckers…