THINGS I GOTTA DO THIS WEEK, when not I’m praying or doing other funner stuff:
- Bless new batch of garbanzo-bean rosaries for shipping.
- Send box of laminated, three-D, autographed Papal Prayer cards to the Sisters of the Holy Order of the Resurrection of Mercy of the Blessed Sacrament of Jesus, Inc.
- Poop (actually, this should be number 2).
- Return George Foreman grill (it stopped working when I dropped it last week, but I’ll leave out the dropping part when I return it).
- Confess and forgive myself for number 4.
- Download season 2 of Archer.
- Select coffin to match custom-carved sarcophagus.
- Delete browser history (ya never know…).
- Buy tickets to see The World’s End (Sister Juanita says it’s not religious, which is great because I’m pretty fuckin’ tired of Charlton Heston flicks).
- Post video on YouTube of Jorge and Mother Albertina twerking during last week’s TGI Meatless Friday Taco Fiesta.