The bad news: I was up all last night from being so embarrassed about the see-through yoga pants debacle. The good news: I am replacing them with Pajama Jeans. I ordered three pairs (once they assured me that a size 14 would provide a roomy enough inseam), which should arrive in time for Easter Mass next week.
Never knew about all the really cool shit sold on late-night TV. So far, I bought a Snuggy (in that faux leopard-skin print), a Bullet blender, a WaxVac (two for the price of one!) and 16 ShamWOWs (they’ll be good on the La-Z-Boy – those early episodes of Three’s Company make me laugh so hard, I tinkle a tiny bit…).