Dear Diary;
Getting all kinds of shit about my expenses. They’re refusing to reimburse me for my Sleep Number bed, and keep switching my Hornitos orders to a well brand (fuckers!). Now they want me to return my HoverRound chair because ‘the Vatican does not provide product endorsements.’ Right – like that designer Holy Water in the gift shop doesn’t count for shit…
Pretty sure this is papal discrimination. Having someone drive me down to HR this afternoon, then marching straight into Jorge’s office if this bullshit doesn’t get settled. And just in case, I put The Enquirer’s number on speed dial…