Dear Diary;
Everyone’s sending me retirement gifts! Gotta get the word out that I don’t need any more OLD GUYS RULE coffee mugs. And I’m not a tee-shirt person, but the TOO POOPED TO POPE shirt from Sister Mary Josephine is a freaking riot.
So far, though, my favorite present of all was the singing stripper from Cardinal diFranco. Man, was that a surprise – I looked up from my morning benediction (always loved that it’s called that!) and there she was, twirling my ferula to the tune of Take This Job and Shove It. The Holy See gathered around to watch and the housekeeping staff all sang along… I laughed so hard, I farted!
Eleven more days – getting antsy!!!